Model Justine Joli Makes Sure You Don’t Forget Nerdcore

A few Thursday nights back, those kind, yet clever, fellows over at Nerdcore decided to drop their annual geek-sex Calendar we’ve been fans of. Rather than just announce it online, they decided to blow it out at, of all places, a comic store. Oh, but as you should know by now, these guys do it in style and it wasn’t just some random comic store. It was Golden Apple over on Melrose in Los Angeles. And what better way to mix things up than with the classic party trick: Free Booze!

We don’t know anyone (including ourselves) who can say they watched the Mtv Movie Awards on Sunday. Needless to say, everyone is talking about this clip and fuck it, why not us. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Stiller this funny, but of course RDJ is gold. If you want a preview of what it will be like when the SRO crew hits Comic-Con this year, well, here you go. Too bad it’s an Mtv embed, it hurts everytime.

I don’t care who you are. If you don’t think flying dildos are funny, then you need to get your head checked. If you don’t think flying dildos at foreign press conferences are even funnier, then go back to watching American Idol. For the rest of us, behold.
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Pretty fucking fantastic. Thanks [Missbehave]

I haven’t heard a rap song this awesome since Taqu’il’s ‘Skeet On Your Face’. It’s not that I don’t support women’s football, or women’s sports in general…just don’t force me to watch them. I will watch the IWFL though if this song is soundtracking it. Pure gold.

Just wanted to call out Subterranean for thinking that new Bjork video for ‘Wanderlust’ was directed by Chris Milk. Ha Ha Ha.

How is it possible to have seen the clip and not know who directed it. It’s even more insulting to Encyclopedia Pictura whose work is being credited to an inferior director. Come on people. I realize it says ‘fairly certain’, but we all have the internet and that google search bar is only at the top corner of the screen. Definitely reachable. Or just read SRO.

When Sarah Silverman did her infamous “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” bit and conquered the world a few weeks back, we got ready for the ensuing storm of parodies upon the parody. Little did we know how awesome and sad those would be. Still, only two of them to account for seems a bit underwhelming, but we won’t count our chickens prior to their hatching.

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Not sure what this is all about. I really have nothing to go off except the blog post by Kanye, or someone pretending to be Kanye. It was uploaded to Vimeo without any information. But honestly, who really cares. All you need to know is that this shit is funny. The only thing I’m gonna say is that people need to quit digging on MC Hammer. That man has suffered enough. Check the video for a quick laugh. Or watch the first minute or so and then skip to the end. Don’t miss the end! Oh and I think i spotted this guy throwing down my dice-throw-dance-move, but I’m not sure. Los?

We know it’s kind of last minute, but if you’re attending a party tonight or you need that last minute card to be the “Smart-Witty” guy/gal for tonight’s Hallmark Night, check out some of these downloadable Valentine’s Day Postcards. They all pertain to indie bands, so make sure the lucky recipient is well endowed…with knowledge of such artists. Don’t forget to get some tonight, we know we get ours!

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