Or better titled, ‘Decent Videos For Songs That Suck a Big Dick (Mostly)’.

Chris Brown – “Forever” dir. Joseph Kahn

I’ll tell you what, this song makes me want to commit suicide by jumping into the polar bear exhibit at the SD zoo with a seal-meat-jacket on. I’ll tell you another thing, Joseph Kahn is getting PAID.

Jonas Brothers – “Burnin’ Up” dir. Brendan Malloy & Tim Wheeler

A music video that rips off well known movie bits. Oh how original. Plus who is that big black guy in the clip. All I know is that it’s no Big Black, so who are they kidding.

Pussycat Dolls – “When I Grow Up” dir. Joseph Kahn

Once again, Joseph Kahn is getting PAID!

Britney Spears – “Piece of Me” dir. Wayne Isham

I love that all the close ups of Britney are of her face, far shots are full body, and they got tons of other hot blonde chicks to be in the video too and pretend they are Brittany. 6 years ago this bitch would have never shared the spotlight. See what having kids and doing drugs does to you. Listen up people.

The Ting Tings – “Shut Up and Let Me Go” dir by Alex & Liane

Oh thank you Steve Jobs. You have got us on TV and we owe our fame to the iPhone. Seriously though, the video is actually pretty good although they stole that whole scene-to-scene bit from Gondry. There’s the slimmest chance that this video will win, but I’ll root for it anyway.