4th Place: Bedouin Soundclash – St. Andrews (Dir:???)

If you know anything about me I’m a big fan of violence and crazy funerals. When I go out, oh man, it’s going to be with a bang. I’m going to have my body shot into space. This is a pretty good way to go too.

3rd Place: Sue Scrofa – Can’t Take Mine (Dir: Douglas Burgdorff)

This happened to me once but the lawyers say I’m not legally allowed to talk about it anymore. I wonder how many crimes she committed?

2nd Place: What Made Milwaukee Famous – Sultan (Dir: ???)

These guys clearly do not understand the rules of Fencing — the great and majestic sport that it is. But you know what/who they do know, Lance Armstrong. And if they’re good enough for the seven time Tour de France winner, then they’re good enough for me.

1st: The Ruby Suns – Tane Mahuta (Dir: ???)

Yeah, I have no idea what is going on in this video but I do know that it is not your normal music video. I also know that I love people dressed up in animal costumes. AKA Teddybears. So sit back and just remember it makes more sense then a Uwe Boll film.