Look at his stupid face. I hate him.

Let’s not pull any punches. I fucking hate the Moz. I just don’t get it…at all. Not even a little bit. I don’t understand why anybody likes anything he does, let alone gives him miles and years of praise. PeopleWho I will not go into this again with say that everyone sounds like him including the DECEMBERIST. This might be the most ridiculous statement I have ever heard. I can’t even fathom it. That being said, my GF loves the Moz and I’m thankful she doesn’t read this blog.

A video about how much people love the Moz just fuels my fire of hate. I’m focusing my entire being into hating right now.Thanks Lewis C.K Moz can’t even defend himself against these crazy people who rush the stage to feel his sweet and whisper sweet nothings into his ears. He just squishes and squirms a little bit as they grab him. This is because the touch of human flesh sets fire to the Moz.

Sure, I’m in the minority on this and sure, you probably love him and want to tell me how the Decemberists sound just like him. Well, in the words of my favorite professor. “Everyone one is entitled to their opinion, your opinion just happens to be wrong.” Have a great fucking day.

Update: It’s a fact the MOZ sucks! Read all about it.